alarm

Our regular alarm clock told the wrong time yesterday. "Are you going to trust it to wake you up for work tomorrow?" I asked.

He also has this small vibrating alarm, the size of a small pager, orginially designed for the hearing-impaired. I sugested he should use that one. "Set it for seven, put it into a condom, and stuff it into your butt!" We laughed. "I bet it would wake you up!" I said.

"I don't think I would get to sleep at all," he said. Vibrating alarms are just funny and inspire these kinds of conversations.